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Jschlatt is a beautiful 4.3 inch tall collectible sculpted from Youtooz's legendary high-quality vinyl. Handsome and very stylish in a 3-piece suit, could someone more trustworthy exist in the world? Invest and watch as he multiplies your money. According to Schlatt himself, this figure can only go up in value. Guaranteed. Sporting a red power tie, as well as a briefcase containing the secrets to success, Jschlatt is sculpted holding his infamous Schlattcoin. His horns are precisely chiseled onto the skull. The packaging is inspired by profit and was designed in collaboration with Schlatt. This collectible is housed in a double-walled window box, that comes with an embossed, matte, protective outer sleeve. Buy this for instant profits!*
*100% not a scam
100,000 followers and still no minecraft girlfriend— Schlatt (@jschlatt) August 3, 2019
6'3. Handsome. Tall. The world's most successful scam-artist businessman. And the creator of a currency whose value only goes up. Schlatt is a streamer and content creator who records with a group of friends. He also walks everywhere for some reason.
Walked in the woods. Found a d-dollar, found a d-dollar. This is the internet meme gnome release of the Keemstar collectible. Standing at 4.7 inches tall, this little fella is rumored to appear once in a blue moon. Lure him out of a woods with a segment of extra juicy drama. This figure comes in a double-walled window box designed in collaboration with Gnomestar and inspired by a foreign forest. The window box comes protected in a matte, embossed external sleeve.
KEEMSTAR GNOME SKIN! PCKGE01D556980802— KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) August 2, 2018
Keemstar has been around the community for over a decade. He is best known for his role as an online news reporter, frequently being the first to bring information about current events, scandals and creators on his channel DramaAlert. Having been in countless controversies and feuds, Keemstar is a polarizing figure on the internet.
Back in my day.... OK Boomer is your typical, middle-aged corporate worker. Fresh off the production line, this meme ships wearing a bland collared dress shirt, glasses and a standard stay-in-your-lane boomer haircut complete with outdated world views! Standing at 4.5 inches tall, he is sculpted out of Youtooz’s legendary high quality vinyl, complete with glasses and a ‘I know better than you’ look. The window box is inspired by a 1990s workplace, complete with 5 Easter eggs. The window box ships in an embossed protective, external sleeve.
About OK Boomer
OK Boomer is a middle-aged bull terrier dog with an uncanny resemblance to either Callmecarson or your average human boomer man. OK Boomer’s specialities include, but are not limited to: wreaking havoc on the planet’s environment, roasting younger generations for their tolerant views, telling you to “walk-in and apply for the job, you’ll get it!” and being generally out of tune with the current state of the world.
*Ring* *Ring* goodnight girl, I'll see you tomorrow. With the hottest shoe game in the league Twomad is here to steal your girl. Sculpted out of Youtooz's legendary high-quality vinyl, Twomad is available bare chested and barefoot with phone in hand. Don't get too comfortable with this vinyl or you may find it on Skype with your girl. The figure comes packaged in a double-walled window box, designed in collaboration with Twomad with the interior background designed after Twomad's godlike physique. The window box comes with an embossed, matte protective outer sleeve.
Hi my name is goodnight girl guy I have a girl ill see tomorrow, well im a Skype premium member, I got shoe game — twomad (@twomad_) October 7, 2019
Getting his start playing games on Youtube, Twomad's is currently on the rise to legendary status on the internet. Taking a no holds barred approach, Twomad pulls no punches when making content — his entire life is one big bruh moment.
Cheesy licking, peanut butter cup eating, and social media star Ricky Berwick! This smelly collectible comes packaged with miniaturized Ricky's peanut butter cups and 1 miniaturized Cheesie (please to not eat, only lick!). Sculpted out of Youtooz's legendary high-quality vinyl, Ricky Berwick kneels at 3 inches high. The mouth is sculpted into the face, letting you feel the sharp ridges of Ricky's individual teeth and tongue. Take a peak from behind for a sensual surprise near Ricky's bottom. This not so normal collectible balances on its knees. Designed in collaboration with Ricky Berwick, the packaging features a mountain of Ricky's favorite snacks. The figure comes protected in a matte, embossed exterior sleeve.
About Ricky Berwick
Ricky Berwick was born on April 23, 1992 in Ontario, Canada and diagnosed with a physical disability that limits his movements. He is an actor and comedian, known for his bizarre video skits, and tongue flicks. Warning: Ricky Berwick can crawl up to speeds of 3mph around on the floor and will grab your legs if he believes you are a threat. If you're not a threat, he's an all around nice guy.