The champion of testosterone, the mountain of masculinity, the monsoon of muscle, the one, the only, Cr1TiKaL Youtooz has been welcomed to the cosmos. Sorry honey, what you see in his hands is exactly what you think it is. Youtooz designers pulled no punches while working on this figure with Cr1TiKaL. Sculpted out of Youtooz's legendary high-quality vinyl material, this beefy boi stands 4 inches tall in his typical plain white shirt, tattoos in tact. Shipped in a double-walled window box designed to reflect Cr1TiKaL's inner-most fantasies, the packaging comes protected in an embossed outer-sleeve and contains a surprise when you look inside the top panel. If you've been following Cr1TiKal's journey on the internet, you'll know how rare this release truly is.
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Get r/woosh'd you pathetic turbo virgin— Published Author (@MoistCr1TiKaL) July 17, 2019
Charlie White, also known as Penguinz0 or Cr1TiKaL, is a commentator on Youtube known for his dry humor. Originally a gaming channel, Cr1TiKaL's sarcasm, wit and deep, monotonous voice has gained him a following amounting in millions of subscribers. When not recording, you can find him somewhere in the state of Florida.