The Plush

Are you ready for a Florkin’ good time?! Because we’re bringing you the brand spankin’ new Florkofcows plush to fill that flork-shaped hole in your heart! At 9 inches tall with a pair of small black eyes at the top of a stark white face that matches their thick body, long noodly black arms hang to the sides, ready to grab and shake you with. This plush is packed to the seams with 100% PP cotton and is made of the softest minky material, absolutely perfect for cuddling or eating condensed milk with!

soak it in milk, blow it up, send it to the moon, stuff it in a jar, bury it

- @FlorkOfCows

About FlorkofCows

FlorkofCows is a webcomic of sock characters made in MS Paint. Showing that anyone can make a comic as long as they have fun ideas, their simple style only adds to the hilarity of each situation!

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