"Well hey dere folks, fancy a weeney?"
Now it's Youtooz's turn to make a wild sausage, so we're making it out Ordinary Sausage for their debut! This 9 inch weeney is sure be the softest one you've ever held! Sitting with long bread harms hanging by his sides and feet outstretched the their front, his thick meaty body is hugged by a soft light brown bun. Shimmying up the centre of the dog is a single squiggle of mustard, as atop his delicious head sits a puffy white chef's hat. While there may be no relish or ketchup on this dog, they are instead garnished with big fluffy mustache and a the sickest pair black shades. This plush is absolutely packed to the seams with 100% PP cotton and is made of soft minky material, perfect for cuddling or being your new sous-chef!
New idea for a restaurant: Discount Sushi and Oil Change— Ordinary Sausage (@OrdinarySausage) June 16, 2023
About Ordinary Sausage
Ordinary Sausage is a mustachioed, shade-wearing chef and American YouTuber. Specialising in constructing sausages out of many different types of food (and sometimes not), he's moulded so many wieners that he has managed to fit over 720 thousand subscribers between the buns of YouTube.