The Collectible

“Time to buy milk”

Wake up. Get dressed. Get Milk. Debut your Youtooz. Mass Murder…. Wait, what was that last one?! Taking a step forward at 4.6 inches tall and gripping a blood-smeared shovel in his left hand, his gaunt face leads down to a disgruntled frown and tufted brown goatee as black sunglasses obscure his eyes and messy hair is swept back. With an open black trench coat flowing around his waist and wearing a grey shirt with an alien face on the front, Champ sits happily at his front with a tilted head and long ears flopping forward. The exterior of their packaging is splattered in blood and seeds a tumbleweed rolling down an empty road, while the interior looks out on a lone cactus against a barren desert. The protective sleeve is then covered in an uneven wooden fence as their figures can be seen through the large clear window at the packaging’s front. This collectible was designed in collaboration with community member @therealracckun and ships in a matte, embossed, protective outer sleeve and a custom-sized plastic protector for maximum protection during shipping.

About Postal

Postal is a shooter game series created by Running With Scissors which debuted in 1997. Fast-paced, hyper-violent and full of off-beat humor, the series revolves around Postal Dude as he completes (sometimes) mundane tasks as passively or violently as they seem fit!

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